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Hey Hog,

I have these two long-time friends who are girls and I don't know which one to go out with. One is a brunette and she is really nice and she lives down the street from me but I'm not really physically attracted to her. The other girl is a really, really hot blonde but she lives in New Jersey.

Which girl should I go out with?

-L in Long Island, NY

Hog's Relationship Advice:

Neither.

Unless... these are the only two girls left on the planet! Wait, let me look outside my window... Yeah, it's just like I thought... there ARE still other girls on the planet!

Shwew! :)

OK, let's break down your two options:

1 - A nice girl who lives near you but you don't find her attractive.

There is a word for people you get along with but don't find attractive. That word is "friend."

The Chinese have an ancient saying for this. But I don't know what it is. Because I'm not Chinese. Duh.